Indian
Wanting
Coffee:
An
Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one
hand and pulling a male buffalo with the
other. He says to
the waiter:
"Want
coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure Chief.
Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a
tall mug of coffee.....
The
Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns
and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing
parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and
then just walks out.
The next morning
the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in
one hand, pulling another male buffalo with
the other. He walks up to the counter and
says to the waiter:
"Want
coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa,
Tonto! We're
still cleaning up your mess from
yesterday. What was
all that about, anyway?"
The Indian
smiles and proudly says,
"Training
for position in United States Congress. Come
in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for
others to clean up, Disappear for rest of
day." NOVEMBER
2012 --- VOTE
WISELY!
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