OUR WORLD TODAY

OUR WORLD TODAY ................

How the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while

Slicing salami at work,

He blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day

For 40 years and die of lung cancer,

Your family blames the

Tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes

Into a tree while driving home drunk,

He blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are

Brats without manners,

You blame television.

If your friend is shot by a

Deranged madman,

You blame the gun manufacturer..

And if a crazed person breaks

Into the cockpit and

Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,

And the passengers

Kill him instead,

The mother of the crazed deceased

Blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to

Understand the world

As it is anymore.

So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS is parked in front of this computer,

I want all of you to

Blame Bill Gates .

Have a nice day!