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Subject: Fwd: WHAT DO YOU DRINK                                                                                  
A                          glass of wine


To my friends who enjoy a                          glass of wine..
And those who don't and                          are always
seen with a bottle of                          water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin                          said:
In wine there is                          wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there                          is bacteria.

In a number of carefully                          controlled trials,
Scientists have                          demonstrated that if we drink                           1 litre of water                          each day,
At the end of the year we                          would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of                          Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in                          faeces.
In other words, we are                          consuming 1 kilo of                          poop.

However,
We do NOT run that risk                          when drinking wine &                          beer

                                                    Because alcohol                          has to go through a purification                          process
Of boiling, filtering                          and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water =                          Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to                          drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and                          be full of $hit..

There is no need to                          thank me for this valuable                          information:
I'm doing it as a public                          service





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