JESUS IS WATCHING YOU

 

 

 Jesus  Knows You're Here A burglar  broke into a house one night.
He shined his  flashlight around,
looking for valuables  when a voice in the dark said,
'Jesus knows  you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his  skin,
clicked his flashlight off, and  froze.

When he heard nothing more, 
after a bit, he shook his head and 
continued.

Just as he pulled the  stereo out so
he could disconnect the wires,  clear as a bell he
heard 'Jesus is watching  you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light  around frantically,
looking for the source  of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of  the room, his flashlight
beam came to rest on  a parrot.

'Did you  say that?' he hissed at the  parrot.

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then  squawked,
'I'm just trying to warn you that  he is
watching you.'

The burglar  relaxed. 'Warn me,
huh? Who in the world are  you ?'

'Moses,' replied the  bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 
'What kind of people would name a bird 
Moses?'

'The kind of people that  would name a Rottweiler  Jesus.'