The
first lady’s Operation VA Scandal Distraction may have been a success
for one day. But evasion-by-photo-op can’t work forever...
For
a moment, let’s talk about American exceptionalism, because A) The
Apollo 11 mission was arguably the greatest technological achievement in
the history of the human race (not counting the invention Cheetos), and
B) I’m in the mood to make John Kerry uptight...
Just
a guess here, but our “talking shopping carts” will also probably be
able to help us not only register to vote, but to choose a candidate...
I
was going to write a song for a potential Warren campaign but I got
stuck for weeks trying to think of something that rhymed with
“Fauxcahontas” and gave up...
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