Friday, April 24, 2020

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Good morning. We've become almost numb to stats like this, but they're still worth filing away for the history books: On Tuesday, there were more departures from the airport in Albuquerque, NM, than at Newark or JFK. 
Hope everyone has a nice weekend wherever you are not flying out of. 

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  • Jobs: Over 4.4 million more Americans filed for unemployment benefits this week, bringing the five-week total to about 26 million. That’s more than the population of the 10 largest U.S. cities combined, notes the AP, and “by far the worst string of layoffs on record.”
  • Housing: U.S. new home sales fell 15.4% in March, and that’s likely to drop further in April. Have stay-at-home orders increased your attachment to your house, or are you ready to never see it again?
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Yesterday evening, the House passed a $484 billion supplement to the CARES Act, including $321 billion in fresh funds for small businesses through the Paycheck Protection Program.  
Now, you really have to try if you want to make people angry while doling out $350 billion in emergency cash, but the first edition of PPP managed to do that and more. 

No room for VIPPPs 

As if dealing with line-cutters at the grocery store isn’t bad enough, recent reports have exposed how big banks prioritized or offered unfair advantages to wealthy clients to secure PPP loans. Special treatment included "concierge" services and digital HOV lanes that zipped by clogged application portals. 
  • Loans of $1 million or more accounted for 45% of total PPP distributions...but ended up in the hands of just 4% of recipients. 
This time around, $60 billion will be set aside for mom-and-pop shops without a direct line to Midtown East. Many small businesses had better luck going through smaller/local banks in V1. 

Keeping things private 

Publicly traded companies received almost $600 million in PPP loans—and a very public flogging for doing so. Some recipients, including Shake Shack and the owner of Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse, have agreed to return the money. 
  • Critics argue these companies can raise funds through other avenues unavailable to mom and pop. Just last week, Shake Shack was able to raise $150 million selling new shares.
  • But...they technically weren’t breaking any rules. The National Restaurant Association lobbied and helped secure exemptions from Congress for restaurants and hotel chains to access the PPP. 
Yesterday, the SBA closed the loophole and warned publicly traded companies they probably won't qualify for the new funds. The Treasury Department asked public companies to return their loans before May 7, or else face charges they weren’t acting “in good faith.”  
+ While we’re here: The SBA is currently not releasing detailed information about PPP recipients. However, the Fed (which also runs emergency small business lending programs) said yesterday it will disclose participants’ names, funding, and interest rates.
        

PHARMA

WHOops

A document posted on the World Health Organization’s website yesterday delivered some disappointing news: Remdesivir, a potential COVID-19 treatment developed by biopharma company Gilead Sciences, did not improve patient outcomes in a randomized clinical trial.  
  • According to the summary, 13.9% of the patients who received the drug died after one month, versus 12.8% in a control group, the FT and health news site Stat report. 
The twist: The summary was quickly removed from the website. A WHO spokesperson said it was posted by mistake. 
The study, a first-of-its-kind clinical trial in China, was stopped early because it didn’t have enough patients, so Gilead argued its results are inconclusive. Although Gilead did say “trends in the data suggest a potential benefit” for the drug. 
So...what does it all mean? Not much—no definitive thumbs up or down for remdesivir yet. Several other ongoing studies will hopefully offer more conclusions.
        
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Whether they’re seizing an opportunity presented by the coronavirus crisis or just hanging on for dear life, corporations were hyperactive in raising debt this week. 
Netflix is offering $1 billion in junk bonds to feed its quarantine content machine. The company reported astounding subscriber numbers for Q1 when its home screen became the only game in town.
Snap, also looking to pounce on the best quarter for scrolling ever, is planning to raise up to $750 million in private debt. 
Delta is planning to raise $3 billion in debt after forecasting a 90% revenue drop in Q2. On the other side of the battered travel sector, Expedia is pulling in $2 billion in new debt financing (along with $1.2 billion in private equity funding). The company also named vice chairman Peter Kern as CEO.
Macy’s is in perhaps even more trouble. Using its inventory and real estate as collateral, it’s considering raising as much as $5 billion in debt, CNBC reports. Macy’s has furloughed most of its 130,000 employees while all of its stores have been closed since March 18.
        

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CONSUMER GOODS

Consumers Are Stockpiling and Stinky

That’s our takeaway from Unilever’s and Hershey’s earnings reports yesterday. 

First, Unilever

The maker of half your grocery store haul (including Dove, Lipton tea, and Ben & Jerry’s) said sales in North America grew 4.8% and online sales surged 36% as people restocked their cabinets. But in emerging markets, where airtight lockdowns dinged demand, sales dropped 1.8%. 
  • India, Unilever’s second-largest market, implemented some of the world's strictest limits.
And...now that more people are WFH, consumers are buying less shampoo and deodorant. If that’s you, please reevaluate—your roommates may not determine your salary, but they have noses. 

Second, the chocolate mongers 

Hershey’s missed by a kiss on the top and bottom lines. It cut $271 million in profit, down from $304 million last year, though stockpilers gave it a nearly 11% retail sales boost in the four weeks before April 4. 
  • Plunging international demand + closed schools, restaurants, and malls = tough times.
  • In even more bad news for the world’s roommates, Hershey’s gum and mint sales dropped 50%. 
Looking ahead...Unilever CFO Graeme Pitkethly said he expects the shifts in consumer behavior to continue after lockdowns end.
        
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Welcome to our first-ever second quiz of the week. If you get a double perfect score, make sure to hit reply and brag to us about it. It’s the Brew’s Weekly News Quiz.
1. Fill in the blank: ______ are payments sent by migrant workers back to people in their home countries. The World Bank estimates they’ll drop by 20% this year. 
2. Emirates has released a plan to maintain social distancing measures when passenger operations pick back up. Which of the following is not part of that plan?
  1. Blocked off middle seats
  2. No magazines or other print entertainment
  3. Crew/passengers required to wear masks and gloves
  4. No bathroom access on short flights
3. Travis Scott debuted a song on his new tour that started yesterday. Where is the tour?
4. In YouTube’s 15-year history, which of these came first? 
  1. Justin Bieber makes his YouTube debut
  2. Google acquires YouTube for $1.7 billion
  3. “Charlie bit my finger” video goes viral
  4. Susan Wojcicki becomes CEO
5. Which country has started to test a new digital currency in four of its cities?
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Or, you can keep scrolling for the answers. 
        

WHAT ELSE IS BREWING

  • Bill Gates on the innovations we need to beat the coronavirus.
  • U.S. states are starting to ease restrictions in a patchwork fashion. Georgia’s gyms, salons, bowling alleys, and tattoo parlors can open today (if they want, and with restrictions).
  • Gap said it’s not paying April rent amid a rapidly deteriorating financial situation. 
  • LSU QB Joe Burrow was selected #1 by the Cincinnati Bengals in the first ever virtual NFL Draft.

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April 24
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Sachin Tendulkar
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American singer-songwriter
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American actress
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1930
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2004: American businesswoman Estée Lauder, who cofounded the hugely profitable fragrance and beauty company that bore her name, died in Manhattan.
2003: Officials of North Korea informed U.S. diplomats that it had nuclear weapons and was making bomb-grade plutonium. [ Sort fact from fiction in our quiz about Korea.]
1980: U.S. forces launched a mission to rescue American hostages in Iran, but the attempt failed, and eight U.S. service members were killed.
1949: Communist forces occupied the Chinese capital, Nanking (Nanjing), after crossing the Yangtze River virtually unopposed by adherents to the Nationalist government under President Chiang Kai-shek. [Take our China quiz.]
1905: American novelist, poet, and critic Robert Penn Warren—who was best known for his treatment of moral dilemmas in a South beset by the erosion of its traditional rural values—was born. [Test your knowledge of all things literary.]
1904: Painter Willem de Kooning, one of the leading exponents of Abstract Expressionism, was born in Rotterdam, Netherlands. [ From symbolism to sculpture, test your knowledge of art.]
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