Upside-down

Upside-down Land

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

• You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for being in the country illegally.

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

• Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to

spend trillions more of borrowed money.

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

• The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower courts cannot display the

10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

• Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately discipline them while children of "underprivileged" drug addicts are left to rot in filth infested cesspools.

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

• Working class Americans pay for their own health care (and the health care of everyone else) while unmarried women are free to have child after child on the "State's" dime while never

being held responsible for their own choices.

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

• Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government intrusion, while

slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid and subsidized housing.

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

• The government's plan for getting people back to work is to provide 99 weeks of unemployment
• checks (to not work).

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

• Politicians think that stripping away the amendments to the constitution is really protecting

the rights of the people.

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

• The rights of the Government come before the rights of the individual.

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

• Parents believe the State is responsible for providing for their children.

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

• You pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big screen TV while your

neighbor defaults on his mortgage (while buying iphones, TV's and new cars) and the

government forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage (with your tax dollars).

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

• Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you "safe".

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

• You have to have your parents signature to go on a school field trip but not to get an abortion.

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

• An 80 year old woman can be strip searched by the TSA but a Muslim woman in a burqa 
• is only subject to having her neck and head searched.

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You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

•  You must submit to a drug test where you work, but the Welfare recipient can pick up his booty you're paying for, stoned out of his mind.