Subject: The Hooker
the Illegal Immigrant
"Hey,
how much you charge for
da hour,
sister?" he
asks."$100" she
replies.
In
broken English, he says,
"Do
you do immigrant style? "No"
she
says.
"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."
"No," she
says, not knowing what immigrant style is.
"I
pay you $300."
"No," she says.
"No," she says.
"I
pay you $400.
"No," she
says.
So
finally he says,
"OK,
I pay $1,000 to
Do immigrant style."
Do immigrant style."
She
thinks, "Well,
I've been in the game for over 10 years now.
I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?
I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?
So
she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, they
finish.
Exhausted,
the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey,
I was expecting something perverted
and disgusting.
But
that was ok. So,
what exactly is immigrant style?"
The
illegal immigrant replies, "You
send bill to Government."
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