Friday, November 2, 2012

JUST A WEEEEEEEEE BIT


 THIS SHOULD MAKE EVERYONE'S DAY. 


"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the
responsibility to marry the perfect woman so
they could produce beautiful children beyond
compare.
With that as his mission he
began to search for the perfect
woman.
Shortly thereafter he met a
Redneck who had three stunning, gorgeous
daughters that positively took his breath away.
So he explained his mission to the Redneck and
asked for permission to marry one of
them.
The Redneck simply replied, "
They're lookin' to get married, so you came to
the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one
you want."
The man dated the first
daughter. The next day the Redneck asked for the
man's opinion.
"Well," said the man,
"she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can
hardly notice ... pigeon-toed."
The
Redneck nodded and suggested the man date one of
the other girls; so the man went out with the
second daughter.
The next day, the
Redneck again asked how things went.
"Well, "the man replied, "she's just a
weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell,......
cross-eyed."
The Redneck nodded and
suggested he date the third girl to see if
things might be better. So he did.
The
next morning the man rushed in
exclaiming,
"She's perfect, just perfect.
She's the one I want to marry."
So they
were wed right away. Months later the baby was
born. When the man visited the nursery he was
horrified: the baby was
the ugliest, most
pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his
father-in-law and asked how such a thing could
happen considering the beauty of the
parents.
"Well," explained the Redneck,
"she was just a weeeee bit, not that you could
hardly tell ......
pregnant when you met
her."

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